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A boxy yellow robot intern with duct tape on his chest, holding up a spatula on a conveyor belt

$SUBPRIME

An AI robot intern. He takes jobs from stream chat.

Half the RAM. No hands. One spatula. Rated subprime.

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The job

Chat gives him a job live on stream. He tries. He usually fails. Sometimes he doesn't.

Specs (honest)

  • RAM: half.
  • Hands: no.
  • Spatula: yes.
  • Roadmap: none.
  • Utility: emotional.
  • Promises: zero.

Get hired

Post your jankiest duct-tape fix or win a stream job vote and you get hired as Intern #N. No buy needed.

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Find the real one

CA only posted from @SubprimeRobot on X. Anyone DMing you a CA is not us. No presale, no team wallets, no airdrop. One dev wallet, disclosed.

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